The Bagaverse is everything. All bags in existence. Down to the most minute throwaway bags, can be traced back to The Bagaverse. But where did it all begin?
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Preeminent scientists claim that The Bagaverse began as an infinitely rich, but miniscule bag. This infinitesimal bagularity began expanding until it reached the size of a Super Big Bag.
Tremendous natural resources accumulated inside of this bag, until it violently exploded - spilling it’s tremendous natural resources all throughout space.
And it is from this great explosion, this monstrously big bag, that all matter, time, space and energy were created.
That is what scientists claim, but we are not so convinced!
Sometimes, in order to get to the truth, one must think outside of the bag. So, we’ve enlisted some of the brightest minds to solve the mystery of The Bagaverse.
Some say The Bagaverse is eternal. Others claim it is finite with well defined boundaries and with enough force, one can transcend The Bagaverse!
Still, we are not so sure as we’ve heard stories that The Bagaverse is a simulated reality created by a technologically advanced group of beings called The Psyopuras. Sounds crazy, I know! But, we can’t rule it out, as anything is possible!
B.A.G.S. - Build a Great Story
While we love accumulating stupendous amounts of bags, storytelling is the most important aspect of everything that we do. It is the connective tissue that binds all of our ideas, concepts and philosophies together.
We view this project itself as an unfolding of a great story. There will be significant plot twists and turns as we reveal the destiny for all citizens of the great BAGMI Nations.
We’re excited for you to join us on this episodic journey through the many different dimensions of The Bagaverse. We ask that you be kind to your fellow brothers and sisters of the BAGMI Nations and spread bags far and wide throughout The Bagaverse!
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Obi-Wan Bagnobi
Bagsbrophysicist
Chief bagnosticator and administer of the holy bag of eternal life. Double PhD in Bagonomics/Bagsbrophysics and graduated cum laude from the University of Bagladesh.
Leading authority and civic leader of indigenous bag rights and has championed progressive bag legislation in over 46 counties throughout the United States.
Published over 33 peer reviewed journals on the science of The Big Bag Theory and the origins of The Bagaverse. Has patented over 13 inventions integrating advanced quantum mechanics into the process of accumulating higher orders of bags.
Baggadocious
Blockchain Baller
A certified degenerate with fire ass bars and bangin beats that will make your neighbors call the po-po.
A metaverse destroyer, blockchain daemon and NFT expunger that will wreak havoc to your entire WEB3 ecosystem. Don’t leave your Metamask wallet around me - true playa for real!
Most days, you’ll find me perusing the aisles of a Family Dollar store looking for discounts on Pez candies or lounging in a dingy alley with the homies sippin on Mad Dog with Black Cherry Kool-aid. Real OGs know!
Big Bagsby
Real OG
One of the few Real OGs left on the planet. Big Bagsby runs through bags like Bo Jackson steamrolling over Brian Bosworth at the 1-yard line. A cold blooded savage.
Bagsby the type to snatch ya mamma up and jack her EBT Card and WIC vouchers with no remorse. The type to walk in the corner chicken spot, steal all the hot sauce packets and dare you to say something.
Don’t leave any kind of bags laying around Bagsby. Sandwich bags, Ziploc bags, Hefty Cinch Sak bags. Makes no difference. They’ll all come up missing!
Bagdaleena
Bad Bish
I’m like part chocolate flan, part Jackie Chan. Sweet and saucy, but will backhand the shit out yo punk ass you keep talkin crazy. Get on some hood shit and jack your rims at the stop light. Think I’m playin.
They call me Queen Empress of the Bagnobi Clan. Bestower of the bottomless bag and trusted keeper of the sacred order of Bagchezidak. An honorary Bag Belt holder and undefeated in international Bagkwon-Do tournaments. In other words, run up on a boss baddie like me and I’m liable to jettison that ass into an entirely different dimension. I wish you would!